Ever have one of those days when you need to blow multiple loads?Enter Charlie Ann: she hopped on the bus somewhere near the Atlantic Ocean and hopped off in Porn Valley, CA...where she wanted to get a \"modeling job\". I was happy to give her one. She\'s a strawberry blonde -- almost red -- and she looks like the girl you sat next to in one of your college classes. She\'s also a closet freak. Do you know one? A closet freak never admits openly to being a slut, nor doing naughty things with boys she doesn\'t really know. Suck a stranger behind a bar? Yes! says Charlie Ann. Bang a stranger in the car without knowing his last name? Of course! says Charlie Ann! Charlie worked a big pop all over her face from me and like I mentioned earlier, I wasn\'t completely empty: right in the middle of Charlie\'s post-pop J.O.I. / J.O.E., I walked up to Charlie and stroked out another load to add to her already messy face!! It sure did take Charlie Ann by surprise!